So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
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In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
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Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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