I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
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Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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