Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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