Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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