i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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