how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
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Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
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he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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