My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
im holly from the hills drunk
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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