Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
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Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
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every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
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