So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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