around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
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But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
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I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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