just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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