Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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