Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
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I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
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Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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