It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
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You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
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Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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