I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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