one two three fourrrrnication!
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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