I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
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Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
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I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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