I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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