I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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