True but thats because hes a fetus.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
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i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
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Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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