Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
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Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
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Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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