Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Randomize
