i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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