Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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