I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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