she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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