I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
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Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
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I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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