The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
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I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
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I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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