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i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
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We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
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Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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