Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
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I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
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went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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