Whod you bang
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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