apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
