Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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