I just made out with a guy for $7.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
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does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
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If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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