Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Randomize
