what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize