ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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