Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
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