is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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