we have officially lost it.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
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No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
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i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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