it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
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The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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