doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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