You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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