..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Someone signed my nipple.
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