ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
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there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
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She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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