I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
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It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
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Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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