Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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