Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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