I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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