My nipple is on Facebook.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
We just shotgunned beers for America
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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