I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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