so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
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It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
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Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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