yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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