He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
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I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
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He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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