Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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