ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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